10. PADDLES IN SENATE
We love voting. There is something special about a glimmering, gold paddle being an instrument of democracy.
A Recipe for Your Senate Paddle
Spray your perfectly plain paddle with adhesive until you are nervous about losing skin from your hands. Close your eyes and think happy thoughts. Add the following:
- 1/2 pounds glitter
- 200-300 small jewels
- 3 tubes puffy paint
Once your paddle is too heavy to lift you know it is done to perfection.
9. MERIWETHER GODSEY
Should we say anymore? Do we even need to?
If you have any questions, concerns, tears of thanks feel free to walk into the Director’s office: her door is always open. Making this dining experience worthwhile: ADVOCATE for your experience.
8. QUADSIDE CHATS
Think State of the Union meets CatDog. Be excited, be afraid. Featuring hosts Georden West and Mercury Hipp–best friends, coworkers, weirdos–and special guests from all over campus.
7. ANYTHING NAUTICAL
If you cannot tell from our social media, we’ve set sail for this year!!!! All aboard the LEADERship! Our shirts could sail the seven seas and our SGA office is now a home port! Below is the shirt that we were banned from ordering. We still cry at night over this.
6. DECORATED ROBES IN SENATE
Seniors, we have worked too hard on our robes to wear that just a handful of times! After ten hot glue burns, and callouses from sewing superhero patches, we know how hard it must be not wear your robes to class, to sleep, when you take a shower, etc. NOW YOU CAN WEAR THEM TO SENATE EVERY WEEK!
5. LAVERNE COX
Sunday, September 28, 7:30 pm
We can’t even. Too excited. Sentences difficult.
4. SGA SURPRISES
We cannot tell you what we have planned. It would take the fun out of it! Attend events and traditions–see what we have in store!
3. HOME GAMES
Let’s let our athletes know how much we care: GO TO THEIR GAMES! The last time I went to the gym was two years ago: they do this stuff EVERY SINGLE DAY! That alone should be congratulated…
We just had to say it again…
1. SERVING YOU
Our mission, our objective, is to serve you, the student body. It is something we LOVE doing. We are always open to let you know where we are and open to ideas about where we can go! We want to advocate for you on the highest boards and help create places for open dialogue that transcends hierarchy. Join us, tell us. We want to be revolutionary this year.